Working as a stage manager I meet a TON of actors. They ultimately want to be my friend on the Face, because I take pictures for the production.  Usually, I want to be there friend.  Every once in a while I meet one that I can't stand.  I do however enjoy the facebook status updates.

"I must be psychotic, I must be demented to think that I deserve all this attention..."

"Changing my monologue two days before auditions: Stroke of genius, or proof that I'm having a stroke?"

"UPDATE ON AUDITIONS FOR MSU: I didn't receive a callback for Grapes of Wrath or (sigh) Wizard of Oz, but the other two shows haven't been announced yet... Fingers crossed..."

"I get it, don't let the community college kid have a chance MSU. Fuck you. I'm better and I will shove it up your "hoo-hah" faster than you can say "Run right through"..."